Slob                                                                                                        

Leave me alone.
I won't pick up the phone.
And I won't listen to messages
Sent by someone who calls up and says.

"I don't like how your living my life."

Get yourself a wife.
Get yourself a job.
Your living a dream.
Don't you be a slob.

Leave me again.
Don't hang out in my den.
Waiting for little clues to appear
That I drank some of granddaddy's beer.

I don't like how your living my life.

Get yourself a wife.
Get yourself a job.
Your living a dream.
Don't you be a slob.
Slob, slob.

(Solo)

Waiting for little clues to appear
That I drank some of granddaddy's beer.

I don't like how your living my life.

Get yourself a wife.
Get yourself a job.
Your living a dream
Don't you be a slob.
Slob, slob.